October 4th Update
What a goddamn weekend, people. Holy crap. You'd think that your door would be something you could take for granted in your dorm room. Apparently not.
It has been determined that God hates my room something horrible. Its also been determined that since we broke a mirror that is body high, we are having bad luck for... well, the rest of our lives. Hell, I think this mirror breaking was a direct result of the last mirror I broke, what, 7 years ago?
Oh yeah, and see Jeremy in that picture, my roommate? He started playing video games about 5 minutes into the incident. No comment on that.
Does anyone want any broken glass? I've got plenty of it. For mosaics. Or whatever. Maybe you want to stick someone with some jagged glass. I really don't care. $5 a shard, you little punk.
Yes, that's me. Look at me, I'm so sad because my door fell off and a hobo named "Smokey" slept on my couch and started his stash underneath it. There has just been total 0wnage of 219 Alumni, and I can't believe it.
Always remember, kids. No good deed goes unpunished, according to Murphy's Law,
and his is supreme.
Oh yeah, and I thought I'd put this picture here for good measure:
Idiots. Who makes a product called 'nut poppers'? Does anyone ever think about what they are doing before they do it?