So, I've gotten asked quite a few times who I am voting for in the up and coming election this year. At the time of production of this page, the election was only 4 days away.

So, in honor of those who are curious about my vote, I give you this...

The real reason that we should all vote this year:

HOT

DAUGHTERS!!!1!

LINKS:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kerry.asp

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/nydaily_cover.html

 

Alright, so not only is this the biggest presidential election deal we've had since 4 years ago, we have to understand what is at stake with this election which wasn't present and wasn't touched upon in the last one.

Alright, so last time around, during the Clinton years, we had good old Chelsea. Okay, she's cool, and intelligent, but the key to this was we didn't have a choice. As you can see from the above pictures, we have quite the wide selection, and just for kicks, I'm going to tell all of you how to vote this election.

On the one hand, we have the Bush sisters, often referred to as the 'Bush twins'. I'm not sure why, because its obvious they aren't twins, but whatever. We're going with it anyway.

Barbara, the brunette, has a thin figure, and is pretty hot.

Jenna, the blonde, isn't too bad either.

On the other side, we have Alexandra and Vanessa Kerry. They are older than the 'Bush twins', but they are superior in a multitude of ways.

That's Alexandra Kerry. Notice the boobage. Now that we understand that... PAY ATTENTION... we can move on to the liberal argument.

Being liberal is always more better than being conservative. Don't be happy with the status quo! Go change something!

Anyway, Vanessa Kerry, the blonde, not only came to Villanova, but is cute in your university scholar kind of way.

 

So, let's think about this.

Kerry                      Bush

Hot Brunette       X                            X

Hot Blonde         X                            X

Liberal                X                             0

Wears see           X                             0
through shit.

Has money          X                             X
                                                                         ______________________

                      5 checks        /        3 checks

 

So, in the end, its obvious who wins. The Kerry daughters will just be plain ass more entertaining for us guys (or girls, or dogs) than the Bush twins will, especially if the press likes to take hot pictures of them. I'm very happy that I've ignored the issues and focused instead on hot women.

Oh, and if you disagree with my opinion on the various women mentioned here, you can shove it up your ass, just like your vote.

Oh yeah, and if anyone asks about Nader's or Badnarik's daughters, they will be smacked.

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For those who actually care about the election, maybe you'll want to go here.