Here's the deal.

What we are having today is a crisis of major proportions. War, terrorism, and pirates raiding the coastlines are all problems that normal people have to deal with everyday. I would just like to address one issue that often gets pushed under the rug in the midst of our apocalyptic time:

Popping the Collar.

 

A preacher's son about the paper like I'm Creflo Dollar
I pop you punk niggaz like I pop my collar

Artist: G-Unit
Album:  Beg for Mercy
Song:   Poppin' Them Thangs
 

Uh, uh, young, Neptunes, Young Chris, ROC
Uh, pimp stroll, pop my collar, hug the block, get dollars
Pimp stroll, pop my collar, hug my nuts, bitch holla

Artist: Jay-Z f/ Pharrell Williams (Neptunes), Young Chris
Album:  The Blueprint 2: The Gift & the Curse
Song:   Nigga Please

The entire song by Usher named "Pop ya collar"


I believe that I, once again being totally right, have conclusive evidence that the trend of popping one's collar up so that you look like a vampire is actually another sub-concious methodology of white people trying to act like black people.
Now, if you don't believe me, or have evidence contrary to the fact, you need to tell me immediately, because in the meantime, I'm going to once again degrade the white race as a bunch of hypocritical poser mofo's that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. I'm out.

You know what?

Even if you do have evidence contrary to my hypothesis, I couldn't give less of a shit. I'm totally right about this one, folks.

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